Friday, July 17, 2009

Roger Ebert's Your Movie Sucks© files

SHOOT: He's right on Transformers, not sure if I agree that Clone Wars sucked. It wasn't great. The suckiness of this films though says something about what the directors and moviemakers think about us, our standards and our IQ's.
clipped from blogs.suntimes.com

_12457480865885.jpgGathered here in one convenient place are my recent reviews that awarded films Zero Stars, One-half Star, One Star, and One-and-a-half Stars. These are, generally speaking to be avoided. Sometimes I hear from readers who confess they are in the mood to watch a really bad movie. If you're sincere, be sure to know what you're getting: A really bad movie.

Movies that are "so bad they're good" should generally get Two Stars. And Pauline Kael once wrote, "The movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash, we shouldn't go at all." Great trash should ideally get 2.5 stars or even higher.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. (PG-13, 149 minutes). A horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meagre joys.
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